Sunday, May 22, 2011

I Ain't Drunk (I'm Just Drinking)

An Ear Candy Update podcast dedicated to the fine art of throwing 'em back.

Stream online here:

Download for iTunes here: Not Drunk Just Drinking.mp3


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Forget all the clever quotes and quips from famous drunkards. Forget the frat house nonsense and forget Don Draper and Mad Men style. I know that last one seems like a tall order. Here's the bottom line:

Your drinking is your business.

For those of you not inclined to such simplicity, here's a more thorough set of rules.

1. Thou Shalt Learn to Enjoy Whisk(e)y.

2. There is No Such Thing as a “Chocolate Martini."

3. Thou Shalt Not Drink a Frozen Drink.

4. Thou Shalt Not Consume Drinks With Idiotic Gimmicky Names Meant to Cover Up How Girly They Are.

5. Thou Shalt Learn to Appreciate All Forms of Beer.

6. No Worthwhile Woman Will Ever Be Impressed With How Much You Can Drink.

7. It’s More Than Okay to Drink Wine.

8. It’s Worth it to Learn the Rules and Traditions of the Drinking World Before You Go Out Into the Wild (and Make an Ass Out of Yourself).

9. The Way You Treat Bartenders and Waitstaff Says More About You Than You Know.

10. Any Free Drink is a Good Drink.

Much like the Bible, there are many more minor rules to the world of drinking, but these are the Big 10, the ones that in a general sense should guide you throughout your journey through this magical world of booze and keep you from temptation and harm. It’s a cold and frightening world out there, but by following these simple rules you definitely have a better chance of emerging unscathed.

You can find the full version here:
http://www.drinkplanner.com/2008/05/14/the-10-commandments-for-drinking-like-a-man/

If you have any suggestions, bitches, gripes, complaints or praise, email me right here: Dukewilbury@gmail.com

The tracks:

Drinkin' Again - Outkast
Roadhouse Blues (Live) - The Doors
Cigarettes and Alcohol - Oasis
Good Booze & Bad Women - Humble Pie
Sunday Morning Coming Down - Johnny Cash
Country Blues - Dock Boggs
Drunken Hearted Man - Robert Johnson
One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer - John Lee Hooker
Drunken Angel - Lucinda Williams
Family Tradition - Hank Williams Jr.
The Whiskey Ain't Working - Travis Tritt
Two More Bottles of Wine - Emmylou Harris
The Drinking Song - Loudon Wainwright III
I Got Loaded - Los Lobos
I Got Drunk - Uncle Tupelo
The Piano Has Been Drinking - Tom Waits
Too Much Alcohol - Rory Gallagher
I Drink Alone - George Thorogood & The Destroyers
Moonshine Whiskey - Van Morrison
I Ain't Drunk - Albert Collins & The Icebreakers
Gin and Juice - Snoop Doog
Roxanne - The Police
Here Comes a Regular - The Replacements
Life By the Drop - Stevie Ray Vaughan

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